Lamy

Lamy has the ability to swear in Italian, which allows her to blow off some steam without upsetting the in-laws. Neither does it upset her own parents because she can never remember the right words. MA CHE CALZONE VUOI?!!?? (Google Translate: What pizza do you want?)

While Lamy is a formidable opponent when it comes to all things word-related (Edit: all things English language word-related), she does have a secret weakness: the letter M. More specifically, M&Ms. Simply sit Lamy by the snacks table and she’ll lose all…train…of… cupcakes…